ProBleMs WitH bOYs...

If you dress nicely, he says you're a snob
If you dress sexy, he says you're a slut

If you argue with him, he says you're stubborn,
If you're quiet, he says you're stupid

If you call him, he says you're needy and clingy.
If he calls you, he says you should be grateful

If you don't love him, he'll try to win you
If you love him, he'll leave you.

If you don't f*** him, he'll say you don't love him,
If you do, he'll say you're easy.

If you tell him your problems, he'll say you're irritating,
If you don't, he'll say you don't trust him.

If you lecture him, he'll say you're bitchy,
If he lectures you, it's because he ?cares?.

If you break a promise, you can't be trusted,
if he breaks it, he had to

If you cheat, u expect it to be over
If he cheats, he expects to be given another chance

Either way.... you never win.


Thanks to : http://www.desipad.com/jokes-poetry/48407-true-facts-about-boys.html




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